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mixedican:

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stickynutjuice:

me when i’m emperor and make all weird shit illegal and the kpoppers and kinnies put rat poison in the grapes i’m being fed

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acoolguy:

siahatha:

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

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shitboy96:

Nathan drake wants what Lara Croft has

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teenagerposts:

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

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ponett:

ponett:

every joke about florida in the good place is 100% true. my high school was like two blocks away from a suspicious tourist shop that sells live turtles and my graduation was held in the venue in which hulk hogan betrayed randy savage and formed the NWO

addendum: we just passed a state amendment in florida that bans both offshore oil drilling in state waters, and vaping in indoor workplaces. both things. both of these things together

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chekhov:

Barack Obama in 8 years, campaigning for former CEO of Yum, Inc. Indra Nooyi to be elected as a Democratic representative from Connecticut’s 3rd district: Uh… folks… this is the most important election of my lifetime… not only do we have a chance to send the first Indian-American woman to Congress from New England… but we will send a message to President Ivanka Trump, and Vice President Xi Jinping, that executing people who belong to the Nordstrom’s Rewards Club… is just not how we do things in this country

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frollosuggestions:

Poo poo disaster in the Southern wing of the Cathedral. Clean that up.

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jumex:

You had that bitch sleeping in my bed when i was in California?

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memecucker:

>takes Monkeys Paw

>wishes Pepe was still pure

>goes to sleep

>wakes up

>turns on news

>”The cartoon character turned alt-right mascot named “Yotsuba”

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